Thursday, July 16, 2009

Don’t let last week deter you from marriage. I’m happy!! Isn’t that right Citizen Wifey?

The past two weeks were a tough one for the sanctity of marriage. You had Gov. Mark Sanford kicking it in South America. You had the parents of Nevada Senator John Ensign paying off his lady on the side. And last but not least you had Air McNair. My wife always asks the same crazy questions when a man gets caught cheating. Why? I hate trying to answer for all men because that’s impossible to do. I can only give my humble opinion. It only means one thing when a Father misses Fathers Day to spend time with his mistress. He must be whipped!!! I’ve heard of people driving across town for some. I’ve even heard of people driving an hour for some. But I’ve never heard of people flying to another country for some. She must have put it on him!! For that I can’t get mad at her. If you got skills you got skills. But that’s not what this post is about….


It must be cool to have parents that take care of your mistakes. Senator Ensign’s folks paid his mistress $96,000. That’s not to be confused with the Sanford Case. Sanford didn’t pay her because he was whipped. Ensign’s mommy and daddy were paying his mistress to keep her mouth shut. Is that real family love or what? But in the end it just didn’t work out for the Senator. 96 bucks and all he has to show is some rug burns and a sex scandal. The media reports say that it was $96,000 in gifts. Who did his parents work for Publishers Clearing House? But that’s not what this post is about.


Steve McNair’s relationship with his mistress (may she rest in peace) was so casual that the media called her his girlfriend. What?!? Isn’t he still married? Citizen Wifey wanted to know where his wife was. I told her that she must not have lived in Nashville. She must not have any friends in Nashville either. I can’t believe they were rolling around town and someone didn’t peep them out. No phone call to the wife? Not even an anonymous “I know you don’t know who this is but I got some information for you” phone call? McNair must of had Nashville on lock!!! The sad thing about this situation is the mistress. She was struggling financially and her lover was Rich??? I always thought women that messed with ballers had something to show for it. A brand new car, a paid bill or at least a fake chinchilla. You defiantly can’t confuse this with the Sanford Case. McNair wasn’t whipped in this situation. But again that's not what this post is about.


So you have three situations: a man that believes he is in love with his mistress and two just for sex mistresses. You are probably asking by now, “Citizen, what does this have to do with marriage?” Well I kind of lost track but let me get to the point. Marriage isn’t perfect. Some days are good and some days are bad. You work to try to make it the best and after that you pray on it. Don’t let the events of last week deter you from fully exploring your relationships. These were people that were taken over by lust and could not keep their commitments. Gov. Sanford will tell you he is in love but don’t believe it because he is whipped. In the end if you love your partner enough, you can make it through the tough times. You just have to remember the reason you fell in love in the first place.

6 comments:

Max Reddick said...

If the lovin' is so good that it makes me sneak out of the country to get it, I certainly don't need it and don't want it. The lovin' just has to be sufficient enough to make the bills on time every time. That's good enough for me.

Citizen Ojo said...

Max - The Gov was whipped!!! He didn't know what he was doing. He couldn't help himself....ha ha ha.

KST said...

Oh yuck, I feel like a stepped into the men's lockeroom...

Citizen Ojo said...

KST - Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ben Hernandez said...

Great post C.O.

Citizen Ojo said...

Ben - Long time no see. Thanks.