Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I heard of “RIDING” a Horse but this is ridiculous!!!


Rodell Vereen, of South Carolina, apparently likes horses. Not like how Roy Rogers, The Lone Ranger, or Tom Mix liked horses. The 50 year old Rodell really really really likes horses. Rodell apparently needed a fix and went out to the stables to get him some “Sugar”. “Sugar” the horse that is.

8 comments:

uglyblackjohn said...

I have a guy who hangs out at one of my rent houses who was once almost arrested for doing a cow.
The whole neighborhood knows the story.
He was once caught in the act by a couple of police officers.
When they asked him why he was effing a cow - he explained that his penis was so big that no woman would sleep with him.
They didn't believe him so he pulled out of the cow and bared his proof.
In amazement, they let him proceed.
They just told him that he couldn't be caught doing it in public.

When I asked the old women whether the story was true - they all said that he was too big for them and that I should just leave the story alone.

Man... the stuff you hear in the South.

Citizen Ojo said...

UglyBlackJohn - How did he know the cow could take it? Poor Cow...

RiPPa said...

This story was my laugh of the day. Can you believe this fool didn't even wear a condom and gave the horse an infection? And then being put on the sex offenders list??

Citizen Ojo said...

Rippa - I thought it was odd that it was the same horse....I guess it was something special.

KST said...

Wandered into the locker room again. SMH @ you guys, but since I'm here... I saw this story and thought it was rather amusing, till I'll read of his mentall illness.

Still kinda funny, but poor horse.

@uglyblackjohn: Is the guy you're talking about cute?

Kidding, just kidding...

Citizen Ojo said...

KST - Best believe the cow was wondering the same thing....

msladydeborah said...

This man is definitely in need of mental health help!

btw, I really like the header on your blog!

Citizen Ojo said...

msladydeborah - thanks but I have to give all props to Mr. ED for the inspiration for this.