Thursday, May 14, 2009

Hoopz, Rihanna & Cassie indulging in Soft-core Porn & Nudie Pics…..And Buckeey we can’t forget about you too.

Usually you only see one naked female celebrity photo on a weekly basis. Thanks to Rihanna and Cassie we have multiple photos by two celebrities. Rihanna’s photos were a little on the blurry side. This must have been her first time because her camera work was shoddy. I guess Rihanna wanted us to see that the bruises were gone. But I seriously doubt that Chris Brown was beating her downstairs. Or if he was…..well that’s a Birds and Bees conversation. I don’t know why Cassie decided to show her goods. I forgot that she was in the music business. Maybe she was trying to get her career back on track. It’s hard being an artist for Bad Boy Records. You have to compete with Puff Daddy and whatever group he is putting together annually.

Not to be outdone by Rihanna and Cassie, Nicole Alexander had pre-sex photos, advertising for her sex tape, drop the same week. You probably know Nicole by her other name….Hoopz. Yes, the same Hoopz that was passing saliva with Flavor Flav on “The Flavor of Love”. The “alleged” (Whatever…That’s Her Folks) video looks like she is having sex in my freshman college dorm room. Even a C List Celebrity should be able to get better accommodations then that. Apparently her ex-boyfriend sold the tape to sex tape broker Mr. ZZEE. What type of name is Mr. ZZEE? And is “Sex Tape Broker” an occupation that you can put on a resume? Mr. ZZEE is a one man porn industry. But he doesn’t pay for the production costs of making a film, only sales and advertisement.

Unfortunately when you are cleaning out the drain, other gunk comes out as well. Last on the internet sex carousel but not least….Buckeey. Another “Flavor of Love” alumnus getting down and dirty on video. Shay “Buckeey” Johnson was not able to get the same publicity as the others. Her video will linger in internet obscurity. I don’t even believe she got a paycheck for her troubles.

Getting naked is one of our rights as Americans. Well I doubt it’s listed in the “Bill of Rights” but you get what I mean. I personally don’t understand why a person would want to have sex on tape. I personally don’t understand why a person would take pictures of themselves without clothes on. If they wanted attention, they got it. If they wanted to be admired, well that’s up for debate (different strokes for different folks). I don’t know what they thought they would gain but I do know they lost their dignity.


the uppity negro said...


I've been in academia too long.

**closes the DuBois book I have to read for this paper**

All I heard about was Cassie and Rihanna's nude photos. I didn't even hear about the rest of these fools!!

Just on a side note, I really don't think Chris Brown did it.

**resumes readings because I WILL graduate one day**

Max Reddick said...

I'm with uppity negro. I must have had my head stuck in the sand because I didn't hear about all those others. But maybe this makes one point abundantly clear. One should drop a sex tape only after more than ten people actually know who you are. Dropping a sex tape when before you are famous only makes you infamous and relagates you to even further obscurity.

Citizen Ojo said...

Uppity - Keep reading because you aren't missing much. Actually I should be somewhere with a book myself.

Max - Thanks for joining the party. Every once and awhile we get an eclipse - this time an A list Celebrity, a B list celebrity and a C list celebrity all crossed paths. It's quite sad because none of them needed "that" kind of publicity. Not even Cassie (the sound of crickets chirping when her career is discussed). People are trying to take the Superhead route to fame. It's quicker but it's dirty.

Anonymous said...

We didnt need to see the pictures. Don't add pronography on this site!!

Citizen Ojo said...

Anonymous - Pornography or porn (as it is called in short form)is the explicit depiction of sexual subject matter with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer. If you were sexually excited that was not my intent.

Anonymous said...

Let hos be hos!