Wednesday, April 07, 2010
Tiger Woods wanted White Women so badly and now he can’t get rid of them.
Tiger Woods should have waited until the heat died down before getting back into the “swing of things.” Between juggling a pissed off wife, a heartbroken concubine and the nosey media who has time for Golf? Apparently a blast from Wood’s past has come back to haunt him. No, it’s not mistress number 508 but an elementary school teacher. I thought Wood’s was getting it in early when I first heard about this but it’s not what it sounds like. Le Tigre’s Kindergarten teacher is calling him out on a statement he made in the past. Wood’s was quoted in a book as saying he learned about Racism by being mistreated by white kids in school. The statement was in a book written by America’s favorite literary scholar Charles Barkley.
The statement in Barkley’s book,”Who's Afraid of a Large Black Man” went like this –
"A group of sixth graders tied me to a tree, spray-painted the word 'n----' on me, and threw rocks at me, that was my first day of school. And the teacher really didn't do much of anything."
Wood’s teacher has taken issue with the way the story was told and she wants to set the record straight. And she has brought a friend with her to help get the word out. America’s favorite Feminist Attorney at Law, Gloria Allred is on the case. If you know anything about Allred, you know that Wood’s will need a spatchula to scoop up his balls when she gets through with him.
Don’t forget that Allred already has Wood’s alleged mistress Joslyn James as a client. The same Joslyn James that claims Wood’s got her pregnant not once but twice. The same Joslyn James that starred in the film Big Breasted Nurses (if you are wondering – no this didn’t make it to your local theater). But while the old school teacher is making power moves, his former fickle flames are still in play. His number 1 ranked mistress Rachel Uchitel got a gig working for the television show Extra as a special correspondent (I guess people don’t have a reason to be mad about Luke Russert’s special correspondent gig at NBC now). And a new Vanity Fair article has some of Wood’s jump-off’s telling tales out of school. You have stories of Wood’s being cheap with his women (Subway dude? Really? Golden Corral at least gives you options!!). You have stories of Wood’s expensive shopping sprees with a certain woman (what did she have that the others didn’t – no fair!!). It’s a regular tale of two cities. I would yell for the real Tiger Woods to stand up but he probably doesn’t even know who he is. It’s so sad that Wood’s yearned for love an acceptance from the same women that are now trying to shame him.