Tiger Woods wanted White Women so badly and now he can’t get rid of them.

Oh my….

Tiger Woods should have waited until the heat died down before getting back into the “swing of things.” Between juggling a pissed off wife, a heartbroken concubine and the nosey media who has time for Golf? Apparently a blast from Wood’s past has come back to haunt him. No, it’s not mistress number 508 but an elementary school teacher. I thought Wood’s was getting it in early when I first heard about this but it’s not what it sounds like. Le Tigre’s Kindergarten teacher is calling him out on a statement he made in the past. Wood’s was quoted in a book as saying he learned about Racism by being mistreated by white kids in school. The statement was in a book written by America’s favorite literary scholar Charles Barkley.


The statement in Barkley’s book,”Who's Afraid of a Large Black Man” went like this –

"A group of sixth graders tied me to a tree, spray-painted the word 'n----' on me, and threw rocks at me, that was my first day of school. And the teacher really didn't do much of anything."


Wood’s teacher has taken issue with the way the story was told and she wants to set the record straight. And she has brought a friend with her to help get the word out. America’s favorite Feminist Attorney at Law, Gloria Allred is on the case. If you know anything about Allred, you know that Wood’s will need a spatchula to scoop up his balls when she gets through with him.


Don’t forget that Allred already has Wood’s alleged mistress Joslyn James as a client. The same Joslyn James that claims Wood’s got her pregnant not once but twice. The same Joslyn James that starred in the film Big Breasted Nurses (if you are wondering – no this didn’t make it to your local theater). But while the old school teacher is making power moves, his former fickle flames are still in play. His number 1 ranked mistress Rachel Uchitel got a gig working for the television show Extra as a special correspondent (I guess people don’t have a reason to be mad about Luke Russert’s special correspondent gig at NBC now). And a new Vanity Fair article has some of Wood’s jump-off’s telling tales out of school. You have stories of Wood’s being cheap with his women (Subway dude? Really? Golden Corral at least gives you options!!). You have stories of Wood’s expensive shopping sprees with a certain woman (what did she have that the others didn’t – no fair!!). It’s a regular tale of two cities. I would yell for the real Tiger Woods to stand up but he probably doesn’t even know who he is. It’s so sad that Wood’s yearned for love an acceptance from the same women that are now trying to shame him.

Give the woman a break….she just needed a Hot Totty before bedtime!!!

"She feels like a football being kicked around, she's so exhausted and unhappy with the delay. She would prefer to just receive the six strokes and have everything finished."

~ Shukarno Abdul Muttalib, Kartika’s Father



32 year old Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno was about to get her tail whooped!!! Kartika was going to get her buttocks beat because she was caught with alcohol in a night club at a beach resort. Let’s review my notes thus far.

Woman in a night club (check)

Woman in a night club drinking alcohol (check)

Woman in a night club at the beach (check)

It all sounds good to me so what’s the problem? The problem: she was caught drinking alcohol in a night club in Malaysia. Alcohol use is not prohibited for Malaysia’s Muslims who make up two-thirds of Malaysia’s population. Muslims that are caught sipping can be fined or thrown in jail. Don’t feel bad for everyone in Malaysia’s because non-Muslims can get their drink on. Kartika, the mother of 2 children (possible explanation for the sippy sip), was scheduled to receive 6 lashes from a rattan cane. The Prosecution did care enough that they were going to use a lighter cane because she was a woman (who said Muslims were sexist?). The beating stoppage is only because of the holy month of Ramadan. Basically they are going to get that tail one way or another.

If you come from a family where you were beaten with different household objects, being caned with a thin bamboo stick doesn’t sound that bad. But if you were sent to your room for time out this sounds horrible. It’s all about perspective!!!

To Kartika’s credit, she accepted responsibility and was going to take here licks. Many American’s are against this form of capital punishment. We live in a country that promotes sloppy drunken women early and often. That’s how a lot of guys meet girls in our beloved country (possible place - on the set of Girls Gone Wild). When a girl wears beer goggles all guys look like Brad Pitt or Will Smith. Some dudes would still be virgins without help from alcohol. So the next time you are at the bar raise up a glass for Kartika. If you are in the hood, poor out some liquor for Kartika. If you are at a fancy function throw your glasses in the fire place (I don’t know if they really do that but it sounds good to me).

I personally don’t drink but I can do my part as well. Kartika, the next time I am drinking Sprite and eating bar nuts I will think about you. I will raise my bowl of nuts in solidarity with your struggle.

Ladies!!! Guinness Wants You To Join In On The Fun!!!

Um…….I think this might be Sexist?

Um…….Yeah I think it is.

White Women, where is the outrage???

During the 2008 Presidential Campaign, Hillary Clinton supporters accused then Senator Barack Obama of sexism. White women were crying in the street about how he was getting away with murder. They even had some misguided black women moaning too.

Last week a North Korean Foreign Military spokesperson said this about Secretary of State Hillary Clinton:

“by no means intelligent” and “sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping.”

So basically he called her a stupid old person that dresses like a child. That’s a knock on the elderly, children and dumb people. But really I hear a note of sexism.

I’m waiting for the outrage but all I hear from Clinton supporters are crickets. Where is the picketing and protesting against North Korea? Where is the demand for an apology? This is the opportunity for Clinton supporters to stand up and strike a blow against sexism. Or maybe your problem in the 2008 campaign wasn’t sexism but a little thing I like to call “racism”.

Giving new meaning to the term “Fantasy” Football League.

I guess that I don’t’ get out that often. I didn’t know this was an actually sport. Well I guess there is plenty of room. The Women’s Professional Soccer League is making a comeback after folding. The WNBA is losing franchises but still trying to maintain. It probably is sexist but the ladies are playing willingly.