Wednesday, February 18, 2009

How the Economy ruined my marriage and almost got me killed

Based on a true Chinese Love Store

I should have called this: How does a man have time for 5 mistresses? I know I know… I’m still trying to figure this out!!!!!!!!

A Chinese businessman decided to hold a contest. Not just any kind of contest but a very unusual contest. This was a contest to see which mistress he would get rid of. Even the Chinese have felt the brunt of this bad economy. This businessman was struggling financially and he could not afford to keep all his women.

(FYI) Remember he still has a wife to take care of.

The businessman brought in a judge to weed out the competition. One of the talents that the mistresses had to show was how much they could drink. I don’t blame a guy for originality. Do we really need another contest where people are singing? So before they could get started, one of his mistresses was cut before the first round. Apparently she was deemed ugly by the judge. The businessman didn’t know she was ugly? Well they do say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Well as you guessed the axed mistress didn’t take rejection well. She decided to get revenge on her lover and the other mistresses.

(FYI) I forgot to mention that all the mistresses knew about each other. Wow!! Amazing, Right?

So how does she get revenge? She tricks the mistresses and her lover into going for a drive. What happens next doesn’t seem logical but it’s true. She drives them off a cliff and she is the only one that gets killed!!!

Kids: This is why it is important to always wear a seatbelt.

In the end the man lost all his women (no surprise). I guess the ride off the cliff took the shine off the romance. His wife also ended up leaving him (no surprise). The businessman shut down his company (surprise) and gave the parents of the dead mistress financial compensation.

This love story was based on an actual event. The names were not given to protect the innocent.


Untouched Jewel said...

Names to protect the innocent? How about foolish, if you will. This man was a fool and the other women dealing with him outside of his marriage were fools, too. Sad and funny at the same damn time.

Citizen Ojo said...

It's like an episode from a crazy t.v. show. When I first heard about it I didn't believe it. The fact that they all knew about each other is the kicker...

uglyblackjohn said...

The fact that it took them almost getting killed before leaving was the real kicker.
But as the Rhianna episode shows - some women will forgive (almost) anything.

Anonymous said...

Leave it to UglyBlack to spin the Rihanna/Brown mess into a story on Chinese relationships (lmfbo).