Monday, June 14, 2010
He must be “Nuts” because he didn’t get any “Dough!”
We are in hard times people!!! Criminals have gone from robbing banks to doughnut shops! I knew crime in Chicago was crucial but not this bad?? Mr. John McMichels was arrested for sticking up a Chicagoland donut shop last Sunday night.
Side Note: I didn’t know doughnut shops had bank like that?
Things are a little different here in North Carolina. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, based in Winston Salem NC, faced some difficulties awhile back. Krispy Kreme stores are practically non-existent in Charlotte NC. Their store on Woodlawn was packed like Times Square back in the day. Now you can only get them at Walmart (of course – they sell everything) and gas stations. People will put 5 on pump 10 and get a dozen Krispy Kremes to go. I was always fashioned myself as a Dunkin Donuts man. Dunkin always has more selections to choose from. But these days you can find local doughnut shops that are just as good. There is one in Pineville NC, M J Donuts, that makes a good product but they close in the early afternoon. If McMichels wanted to rob them, he would have to make sure he’s finished by 1:59pm.
Truthfully, we wouldn’t be talking about McMichels if he had a better getaway plan. After robbing the shop, he jumped in a taxicab (not since the movie “Taxi” with Queen Latifah has a black person failed so miserably). This clown didn’t even get a block before the cops scooped him up. He was spotted in the cab counting the $400.00 that he received from his heist. I hate that this happened because someone could have been hurt. I’m just glad that the doughnuts are alright.