Thursday, October 08, 2009

When the piss hits the fan!!! Kells can’t read? Say it ain’t so Pied Piper!!!!!

The mastermind of such musical hits as “Real Talk,” “Trapped in the Closet,” “Down Low,” and “Half on a baby” recently made an admission at the Midwest Music Festival in Chicago. He said that he suffers from illiteracy and barely made it through school. R Kelly said at the music festival, “the only reason I graduated from grammar school is because I had a great jump shot.” Oh no!!! Really? After everything that Robert Sylvester Kelly has been through, he pulls this one out of his wave cap? I thought he was going to go away after he beat his Child Pornography case but he didn’t. Did he change his songs up to promote a more positive image…..NOPE! As a matter of fact, his songs were even raunchier after the trial. I don’t know what to make of this revelation because this guy is full of surprises. We only know one thing about this new admission - that he had the same educational level as the girls he was peeing on.

9 comments:

RiPPa said...

So that's why he never checked that 14yr old's ID card...

Citizen Ojo said...

Rippa - That also explains why he didn't read Aaliyah's birth certificate.

OneChele - You know how many Junior High's they have in Chicago..the man was busy.

Monie said...

@CO

See, if they had put his sick azz in prison like they should have he could be learning to read in the joint as we speak.

Citizen Ojo said...

Monie - Then he would be a prison scholar and you know how they act. Using big words and don't know what they mean.

Freckles said...

Seriously, does he pull this sh!t out of his pocket after all of this time. Dude - please. Shut your face and make an album stupid.

Eye D. VS Mel O. said...

As I reading this, I was thinking that it all makes sense as to why the young girls tickle his fancy. They all are on the same reading level and you took the words right out of my mouth as I read on...
Kells is a psychological mess. Why must he dig himself into a deeper ditch?!

Citizen Ojo said...

Eye D. vs. Mel O - He was talking to the kids thinking that he was being honest but once you read it on paper it looks sl foolish. But as I have said before, what is he still doing around young folk??

P.rofessional H.ater D.egree said...

Actually, he can read. He can read the instructions on how to turn on a video camera...oh, how I love R. Kelly music but hate sex with out cameras.

Did cha miss me?!!!

Citizen Ojo said...

P.H.D - where have you been?