Thursday, October 08, 2009
When the piss hits the fan!!! Kells can’t read? Say it ain’t so Pied Piper!!!!!
The mastermind of such musical hits as “Real Talk,” “Trapped in the Closet,” “Down Low,” and “Half on a baby” recently made an admission at the Midwest Music Festival in Chicago. He said that he suffers from illiteracy and barely made it through school. R Kelly said at the music festival, “the only reason I graduated from grammar school is because I had a great jump shot.” Oh no!!! Really? After everything that Robert Sylvester Kelly has been through, he pulls this one out of his wave cap? I thought he was going to go away after he beat his Child Pornography case but he didn’t. Did he change his songs up to promote a more positive image…..NOPE! As a matter of fact, his songs were even raunchier after the trial. I don’t know what to make of this revelation because this guy is full of surprises. We only know one thing about this new admission - that he had the same educational level as the girls he was peeing on.