The Cablinasian Nation must be salivated at the mouth with news of Tiger Woods upcoming Vanity Fair issue. The cover of February’s Vanity Fair has him sweating while pumping iron (or maybe he was pumping something else and then picked up the weights when the cameras came). This shirtless Tiger Woods actually looks angry. I wonder what would have pissed him off? Oh, I know...he just found out he is still a N****. When I first saw the cover I thought he was auditioning for Dead Presidents II. Unless they find some way to bring N'Bushe Wright back from the dead, I'm not watching it.
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LOL.. ~~Dead~~ Climbing into a replica of Michael Jackson's Golden Casket
I was shocked when I saw the cover. I said to myself, "Is this Tiger, looking black? Well looking African American?" This has to be photo shopped. Man, don't come home when times get rough...stay a Cablaniasian. Next, he'll be nestling up to Al Sharpton for redemption!
The Last Dragon II, maybe?
Kim - Thanks for stopping by but don't get in the casket yet. There are much more Tiger jokes to be done. We are on part 2 of the clowing of Le Tiger.
Ms. Diva - If you see him in Harlem at the Apollo with the good Rev. Give me a call.
Rippa - How correct you might be!! They are talking about filming The Last Dragon II. I could see him playing the bad guy. If he could just act greasy and get his mean mug on....the possiblities are endless.
This is really fucked up.
I'm sure that when Tiger took these pictures he was thinking that he could score some really hot blonde leg by being on the cover of Vanity Fair.
The first thing that I thought when I saw this picture is that he just needs to go ahead and shave his balding pate and embrace his blackness and be done with it....Cablanasian my ass!!!
Just in case Tiger forgot he's black, a photographer,for the sake of art, had the world's first billion dollar athlete pose like a jailbird working out in the yard.
Welcome to post racial america.
Reggie - Tigers "Blackness" left him before his Ex-Wife did. The running joke is that he is in Africa hiding out. That way he is sure not to mess with any white women.
Jasmine - Welcome and thanks for stopping by. Post racial america is the best isn't it...ha ha ha ha
Tiger????
What happen to our tiger?
Maybe he is trying to live up to th name TIGER
A large carnivorous feline mammal (Panthera tigris) of Asia, having a tawny coat with transverse black stripes.
Any of various similar wild felines, such as the jaguar, mountain lion, or lynx.
A person regarded as aggressive, audacious, or fierce.
Anonymous - Oh..you are a poet...
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