Showing posts with label Parting is such sweet sorrow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Parting is such sweet sorrow. Show all posts

Friday, August 13, 2010

You’ll never get married now Savannah. Blame it on sexy “South Beach.”



Lebron James "forever" girlfriend mentioned that “Miami was not my favorite place” in a People Online article. Apparently if she was in charge they would have ended up somewhere else. From the looks of the skyline in the photo, New York would have been a popular choice. It’s nice that People let her express her views but because she is a live-in girlfriend her say in the matter doesn’t count. At any given time Lebron can replace her with someone young and new. The most she can get is child support and some furniture. Unlike a married woman who can take her husband to the cleaners. What confuses me is that she referred to Lebron as her “soul mate” but they aren’t married? I guess that is how you do when your boyfriend refers to you as a sidekick. Must be some new stuff the kids are doing now. Well she doesn’t have to worry about him proposing now. Sexy South Beach will give him less incentive to say “I do.” She should also expect him to come home late at night and stay out on the weekends. Sorry Savannah, but the parade of clear heels won!!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The REAL Desperate housewife of Atlanta.



Kandi Burruss seems like a real nice lady. Minus her Daffy Duck flip haircut, I think she is an attractive woman. I know a lot of single guys that would probably go out on a date with her. I’m sure some unmarried heterosexual man in Atlanta would date her as well (if you can find him….sike!!.... just jokes people). But unfortunately they can’t. Burruss is in an on again off again relationship with a dude that is only known as the “Fiancé.” For those that don’t know, Burruss is on the television show The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I watched the show one time and was turned off by all the cattiness. Burruss looked really out of place on the show because she seems so nice. When they show her life on the TV. it’s very tame.


The only problem she has is her Fiancé. If you listen to her talk, her relationship with him is not an issue. But to every black woman that looks at the show it’s a problem. When he was first introduced to America, the TV. audience met a man with 6 kids by 4 different women. Burruss also could never explain what the Fiancé did for a living. I tried to do the math on that but my numbers didn’t come out right. Was it 2 women with 2 kids and 2 women with a child a piece? Or was it 1 woman with 3 kids and 3 women with a child a piece. It’s easier to put together a 20 piece box of chicken at Bojangles. Not only does he have more children than the old woman who lived in a boot. But Burruss’s mother can’t stand him. When the mother doesn’t like you it means bad days ahead. The Fiancé should of tucked tail and ran when he found that out.


****News Flash: As of last week Burruss told Essence that the relationship is on hiatus.***


Definition of Hiatus: A long break during the regular schedule of a television season.


What?? What does it mean when you tell someone your relationship is on Hiatus? Did she catch him cheating with a Nielsen Box? She also told Essence that the Fiancé is not a lazy guy because he has “done a lot of things.”


Side Note: That’s what a girl tells her father when she has a lazy boyfriend.


Burruss then mentioned that the Fiancé recently bought into a strip club. Um….okay? She made it sound like he bought into a McDonalds Franchise. He’s part owner of a strip club in Atlanta…..that’s like owning a beach house at the beach. Sure you can rent it out but everybody else is renting their houses too.


A man with 6 kids knows that he is not as marketable as a man with one or no kids. How fortunate for him when he met Burruss. Burruss had only one child and money from her singing career. Janet Jackson with a slow career is better than some scallywag you meet at the club.


I don’t know how he did it but he was able to win her over. Black women across America were looking at their television sets with confusion regarding this relationship. And even after she said it’s on “Hiatus,” it’s really not. Burruss is now the legal guardian for the Fiancé’s 12 year old twin daughters. She went from 1 child/ to a man and 7 children /to being alone with 3 children. It’s always the math with this chick!!! Burruss was working with something when it was her and her daughter. Now she has 3 kids to clothe and feed. And the Fiancé has 4 children instead of 6. So you tell me who got the better deal? Burruss could have cut her ties and walked off like a free woman. Now regardless of the hiatus she is stuck to the Fiancé through his children.


I guess this was one time that she should have listened to her momma. Because her momma was trying to tell her what other black women already knew.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Did Condi at least get a cake and a gift card from Starbucks?


The folks at the State Department were real happy to see Hillary Clinton walking through the door. They were cheering for her like she had liberated them. If they were this happy to see Clinton, then what was it like working for Condoleezza Rice?