Monday, December 05, 2011

Deuces Herman Cain, I hardly knew you.




Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve its dignity.  


~ Charles G. Dawes

 

Becoming famous in America has become as easy as ordering a number one at McDonalds.  Any Tom, Dick or Harry can be a star if they believe in themselves and can get in front of a camera.  But there are serious pitfalls to having too much pride in your abilities.  Sometimes you believe that you are great when you really aren’t. 

 
Hence the story of Herman Cain, a former pizza executive that wanted to be Head of the American Empire.  But as he ends his campaign, we are still trying to figure out who he is?  He tried to shake off all previous allegations but couldn’t shake a 4am phone text.  What married man sends a text to another woman at 4am in the morning and periodically gives her money?  Did I forget to mention that Cain’s wife didn’t know anything about this woman?  Cain sold himself as a Christian with moral values.  And now a woman is claiming that he was serving her more than pizzas?  Cain needs to call Eliot Spitzer for some advice ASAP!!!!!  Don’t forget the allegations from the many women that claimed he sexually harassed them.  For a minute it started to look like a Tiger Woods Mistress coming out party. 

 
When I first heard a former CEO of a pizza company wanted to be head honcho, my mind started swimming.  I thought it would have to be someone from a successful well known company.  Pizza Hut?  They are tops in everything plus those personal pan pizzas are the bomb!!!  Domino’s?  I know they had some issues but they are making a comeback and their crust tastes a lot better.  Papa John’s?  So that dude in their commercials wants to be president?  Little Caesars?  I think their Hot and Ready Pizzas is an interesting concept.  But it has cheapened the product a little.  CiCi’s Pizza?  YES!!!…I love that place.  I know their pizza isn’t quality pizza but their buffet is one of the cheapest deals around (i.e.  recession prices!!)  Hungry Howie’s Pizza?  I know I know, their pizza probably isn’t the healthiest but those flavored crusts are amazing.  Well that’s all the pizza places that…..wait a minute...did you say Chuck E. Cheese’s?  No? Oh what’s that?  Godfather’s Pizza?  Really?  Where are they located?  Omaha, Nebraska….are you serious??  Unless you are in the Midwest or the smallest most backwoods town you could get lost in.  There is a good possibility that you have not enjoyed eating at a Godfather’s Pizza.  But none of this stopped Cain, who felt that he had something to offer America. 

But if he had something, only his hardcore fans and the lady he was sending 4am texts to knew what it was.  I don’t know if people actually believed in him or they were just that pissed off at Mitt Romney.  What can you say about a presidential candidate that knew absolutely nothing about foreign policy?  He couldn’t point to countries on the map or pronounce them.  He made light of his foreign policy credentials and told us that the voters are looking for someone to fix the economy.  But wouldn’t it be smart for him to know something about China, because we do still owe them money.  And because we still get oil from the Middle East, shouldn’t he know something about them too.  Not to mention Korea and India who will become major players on the world stage in the next few years.  I guess we’ll never know if Chuck Norris was on the short list for Secretary of Defense.  So foreign policy wasn’t his specialty.  He still had his business acumen working for him.  Who could forget about his financial plan that sounded like an ad for a pizza commercial?  And based on the plan’s figures, it seems that a pizza coupon would be better for you financially than his actual plan.  His Chilean 999 plan sounds like something you get at the Mustang Ranch in Nevada.  Since he was such a successful businessman, he couldn’t come up with anything better.  I’m curious why journalists never asked why Godfather’s Pizza wasn’t as well known as the other pizza chains.  Wouldn’t it have been impressive if he took Godfather’s to the highest level possible?  What if they were as competitive as the other chains..i.e.  stores on every corner, online ordering, adding chicken and pasta to their menus and putting more cheese in their cheesy bread (because you can really never have enough cheese stuffed in a pocket of bread).  But in the end, all we know about his time at Godfather’s is what the women that he allegedly sexually harassed said about him. 

 
Although Cain had no more business in the White House than a 14th and K Street Prostitute, I hated to see him go out like this.  Just because I didn’t think he stood a chance didn’t mean I hated the guy.  I just thought he wasn’t qualified and lacked the intellectual curiosity that I think he needs for the job.  He reminded me of the drunken uncle that always had these crazy life stories.  Even the dumbest stories seemed to be the funniest.  My major problem with him was that he pandered to conservative whites entirely too much.  So much so that he seemed to dismiss black folks as some lost group of people that needed direction.  Did he not think that black folks (that aren’t tethered to the Republican Party) weren’t going to vote for him?   All blacks aren’t liberals.  You have a lot of them that are Independents like me.  I can judge a candidate on their views and make an intelligent decision.  And it doesn’t matter the gender or race of the candidate. But what I won’t do is vote against my own self interests.  And I won’t vote for someone that clearly wasn't up to the challenge. 





7 comments:

Daisy said...

great stuff, man! i know i'm new to your blog… so #latepass… but *applause*

msladydeborah said...

Hermy has no one to blame except himself.

Perhaps there will be a Black conservative candidate that will be able to step before the nation with some for real creds. I lost all interest in him when he made the statement "we don't need a reader, we need a leader". That was it for me. I work in education and have no intention of supporting anyone who does not promote literacy. What is really ironic about that statement is the fact that he made the case for why a leader needs to read.

I have never had Godfather's pizza and probably would not have purchased one if it was available in the mid west. I tend to like a designer style pie myself--there's an outfit that makes them to order exactly four blocks from my home. To die for--seriously.

I don't know if the Black supporters of the GOP feel okay about his style of conservative representation. I was disappointed with Michael Steele because I thought he had the opportunity to really push open the GOP for Black people to have input. Cain's had the opportunity but he also had advice from sources that were not going to support that at all.

Citizen Ojo said...

Daisy - no worries I'm just happy that you are part of my twitter fam and that you took the time to check me out. It is most appreciated.

msladydeborah - you make an excellent point about Steele. He probably was the last best bet to open up his party. Herman was a Morehouse College Man, so you would expect better on the education front. I guess he just liked the way the sound bites came across. Designer Style Pizza's??? I smell a road trip to the Midwest!!!

commentarybyvalentina said...

He's not only a Christian, he's an ordained minister. And for the whole time he was a minister he's been cheating on his wife.

Ms Scripter said...

Ojo, despite the sexual scandals his incompetence on foreign policy would have eliminated him anyway. You can't fake it till you make it so to speak and that is exactly what he was doing. He should have been intelligent enough to know whatever skeletons he had in his closet would have been dressed in their nice clothes and exposed for the world to see since he was running for one of the most high profile jobs in the world. I never felt sorry for the man, but I do feel sorry for Gloria Cain and her kids. Herman really wanted to sell books, not thinking he was going to lead Mitt in the polls at one point. In the end Herman wasn't thinking, and that alone was his down fall.

Lastly, I believe someone in his own party who he panders too by taking jabs at African-Americans was the main culprit in digging up dirt. The so called liberal media probably didn't have a hand in this because they didn't take him seriously to begin with.
Good post once again!

Citizen Ojo said...

commentarybyvalentina - As we all know sometimes christians are the worst offenders. That is one reason why it's getting harder to promote the christian brand.


Ms Scripter - What a long way to go to sell books and to have your family dragged through the mud with you. I believe it takes someone of a large sized ego to run for president (whether Republican or Democrat) I think his own party is a good place to start looking for suspects involving his sudden "women" troubles. It's getting down to the wire and time for the Republicans to get serious. Maybe they were tired of the sideshow? I'm waiting on his tv show offer next. Thanks for the kind words...

Reggie said...

Horny bastard!!!