Showing posts with label Fakin It. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fakin It. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Richard Blumenthal, how can you forget the dead bodies?



The New York Times, which some say leans to the right, has just busted Attorney General Richard Blumenthal for lying about serving in Vietnam. Blumenthal, a Democrat, is running for Senate to take over Senator Chris Dodd’s old seat. Blumenthal was actually doing well in the polls due to his popularity. One of his Republican challengers is Multimillionaire Linda McMahon. McMahon is the former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment or WWE. McMahon once had a falling out with her husband that left her in a “coma like” state. Don’t worry though because it wasn’t real. That’s why they changed WWF World Wrestling Federation to WWE World Wrestling Entertainment….hence the word “Entertainment.” Who knew Conservatives were in charge of the WWE? I guess if Don "Magic" Juan can be a Bishop then it’s alright. Blumenthal was actually leading McMahon 64% to 23%. Actually, he was beating all the Republican candidates like they stole something. But just like a true Democrat he snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.


McMahon took a page out of her employees’ book and decided to get down and dirty. Ted DiBiase, the “Million Dollar Man,” would have been proud of how McMahon informed The New York Times of Blumenthal’s selective memory. I guess McMahon was trying to handicap the race by pointing out Blumenthal’s error in judgment. Does it make sense that a man with 5 military deferments can’t remember fighting in Vietnam? He can’t use the fact that he inhaled too much Agent Orange because he was never on the battlefield.


The problem with Blumenthal is that he lied and he told the truth. Confusing right? One video has him talking about being in the war. Another video has him talking about not being in the war. Really dude? This is a slap in the face to all our former and current servicemen and women. I think it’s safe for us to call him a liar. A person knows when they’ve been in a war or not. It’s not something that you casually forget. You can forget where you left your socks but you can’t forget the dead bodies you’ve seen.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

What it must be like to be a non-threatening black man walking around with an assault rifle.




"Chris' message was very simple, at some point there will be resistance. He wasn't shy about it. He's just young and opinionated. I didn't consider him a threat to anyone. He represents a generation that wants to make it clear you can only enslave them so much before there's resistance."


~Ernest Hancock, publisher of Freedom's Phoenix



When I heard there was an armed black man around white folks and they weren’t scared I knew it was a set up. In reality it was Another African American Male going out like a sucker. So we all know the story by now, this black dude who goes by the name “Chris” showed up at a Presidential Event in Arizona. Apparently in Arizona you can walk around like Rambo in First Blood, First Blood Part II, and Rambo III. So once again, people decided to come to an Obama event with gat in hand. This has become the new thing to do when Obama comes to town. Bring out the guns, some protest signs and a lemonade stand (the lemonade stand is still being confirmed). At first I thought we were talking about healthcare but I guess I was mistaken. When Insurance Companies told Grandma they couldn’t sign off on the experimental surgery to take out her lead poisoning, they must have been talking about the lead from bullets. But I digress….

So this dude “Chris” (how original – Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, LudaCRIS) was walking around looking like he just got off work from Cisco Systems Inc. If he was going for a fashionable look, his assault rifle did match his glasses. When they were interviewing him, he sounded like the biggest Goober this side of the Mississippi. ***Bells And Whistles*** A set up is coming around the corner!!! The person interviewing him, Ernest Hancock, publisher of Freedom’s Phoenix, staged the whole event. The good folks at Freedom’s Phoenix pride themselves on being a Libertarian Organization. They decided to interview “Chris” to prove a point. Well at 12:27am Wednesday Morning I am still waiting for them to make their point. President Obama was in Arizona to speak to the Veterans of Foreign Wars about improving their benefits. So why were there people outside with guns??? Maybe “Chris” knows the reason. Oh wait… his handlers have him hiding out somewhere. They say he won’t talk to the media because “he doesn’t trust them”.

This Green Mile Negro is being pimped up and ho’d out. He thinks he is part of something big that is going to change America. He thinks they are going to “teach” Obama and the Democrats a lesson and pin the tail on the donkey. Someone should tell “Chris” to get in line to beef on Obama because it goes around the glock…….oops I mean block.

Monday, March 09, 2009

I apologize; actually it’s some Chinese dudes fault. I am all about accountability though.


Remember way back when I did a post called “How the economy ruined my marriage and almost got me killed”. It was about a Chinese business man that had 5 mistresses. Because of financial hardships he couldn’t keep all of them so he held a contest to pick one mistress. The first mistress booted out was so upset that she plotted revenge against them. Her plan was to drive them off a cliff but she only killed herself. Well it turns out the stories loser….err…stories reporter plagiarized the whole thing. Not since 7th grade have I heard of such foolishness. This guy published a fake story that was sent around the world. I received my info from CNN “the Most Trusted Name in News”. You know the same people that produce Campbell Brown: No Bias. No Bull. He faked the MSM and even had me reporting false information. Now I’m like 6 degrees of separation from Jayson Blair. That dumb reporter. If they would release his name and address I would put him on blast. I thought the story sounded strange but I’ve never been Rich, Chinese or a Mistress so I didn’t have any personal background to say “hmmm this sounds odd.” I just thought they were freaky in the city of Quingdao.

Early on Chinese bloggers caught wind of this and called foul on it. Now I’m just finding this out?? How come I don’t know any Chinese Bloggers??? Kudos to the Peninsula Metropolitan News located in east China’s Shandong Province for giving that bama the boot. They ought to lock him up in a Chinese jail like they did Jet Li in “Romeo Must Die”. So I apologize to all my readers for being duped by some low life scum of a reporter. One thing that I am about first and foremost is accountability.